One bright Thursday morning, a young business man fixes his suit and tie as he enters an upscale office building in New York City, the kind of building where minimum wage is 10K per week (in pre-911 dollars). He fails to notice however, due to one too many glasses of Macallan Fine & Rare the night before at his penthouse suite that he put on the wrong set of shoes. Upon entering the office, a certain scent catches his nose Ratatouille style. As if in a trance, he proceeds to steal some catered food from a venue he was not invited to. There a classy woman approaches him in executive attire. She is what club trash junkyard dogs might label a "nine point five."
Miss 9.5 : One too many drinks last night huh?
Jon : Ex-squeeze me? Baking Powder?
Miss 9.5 : Why are you wearing two different shoes? (laughs)
Jon : What the… (looks down)
They talk for a short while before Jon scurries to his office to figure out what to do about this embarrassing situation. He later realizes that this mishap is a form of peacocking which caused the woman to open him. Though it is fashionably stupid, it is in fact humorous. The Shoe Opener is born. Don’t try this in public!
(Jon, why the fuck does your office have green floors???!)